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A mother was very concerned that her middle-
aged
son has not shown the slightest indication of
getting married.

So one day she called him over to her house.

The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon
arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a
few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-
cum-
receptionist. He immediately commented
that: "Aiyaa... mother, they always say....
PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON....."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She
was also rejected.

Reason being: "Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa...,
secretary always fond of saying "PLEASE SLOW
DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She
called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.

The son suddenly agreed!!

The mother was surprised and asked: "Why this
one? The earlier two were a lot more better
looking!" He replied: "Teachers aaa.... teachers
vely good, vely good, always say: PLEASE
REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10
times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!"

Now come the small naughty hero. Her youngest
son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this
while at the other end of the room.

Suddenly, he shouted "Brother.... female mini bus
conductor more better laa.... they always
say..."NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT... MASUK,
MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI... DALAM
LAGILAAAAH, MASUK
BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG
BANYAK KOSONG!..........."

The mother fainted....

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