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Excellent poems found on toilet doors & walls
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>How about this one I read in the male toilet''s wall .
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>"THE "FUTURE" OF MALAYSIA IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY"
>Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and
>walls..........
>A budding poet trying his best...
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>Here I lie in stinky vapor,
>Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,?Shall I lie, or shall I
>linger,?Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
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>Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
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>Here I sit
>Broken hearted
>Tried to shit
>But only farted
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>Someone who had a different experience wrote,
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>You're lucky
>You had your chance
>I tried to fart,
>And shit my pants!
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>Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in?toilets.
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>I came here
>To shit and stink,
>But all I do
>Is sit and think.
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>There are also people who come in for a different?purpose...
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>Some come here to sit and think,
>Some come here to shit and stink,
>But I come
>here to scratch my balls,
>And read the bullshit on the walls...
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>Toilets walls also double as job advertisement?space.......
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>(written high upon the wall)
>If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire?Department wants
>you.
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>Ministry of Environment advertisement.
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>We aim to please!
>You aim too! Please
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>On the inside of a toilet door:
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>Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the?entire
>performance.
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>And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
>?Sign seen at a restaurant:
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>The hands that clean these toilets also make your?food...please aim
>properly.